Nuke the Fridge!

It feels good to know I'm not alone. Videogum has an article series called The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time. I poked around and was glad to find a royal roast of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Please note that I specifically left the name "Indiana Jones" out of that sentence. If you managed to avoid seeing this monstrosity of fan fiction, keep it that way. Sadly, I was sucked in with the masses, but I like to think my tirade helped someone avoid it. I later discovered the video above by googling the phrase "nuke the fridge".

I have two semi-related tangents:
1) I'd like to throw the phrase "Frak the Cavemen" into the ring, for all of us who suffered through the Battlestar Galactica finale. It would generally refer to any story whose ending isn't so much a twist as a baffling cop-out. Hell, BSG could milk a lot of these sayings from the last 10 minutes alone. How about "Must Be An Angel?" or "Strung Along The Watchtower." Cue silly robot montage!
2) Shia LaBeouf is a black hole. He stole center stage in a movie that was supposed to be about the Transformers, contributed to the Crystal Skull clusterfuck, and now he even threatens to bring down the adaptation of Y the Last Man. If DJ Caruso doesn't take some hints from Ranting & Raving, he's gonna be next on Fanboys' Most Wanted.

Forever's Not So Long

When the end of the world looms, I'll buy a puppy. And ice cream.

Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage

"As long as it's fryable or edible, we gonna make it deliciousable."

In Plain English

Leelefever of Common Craft covers a lot of topics in less than five minutes; everything from zombies to podcasting with the occasional current affair thrown in (ie. elections, investing, etc.).